Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Send help, water and tortillas.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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