Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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