You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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