So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
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Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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