Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm bleeding and have questions
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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