Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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