I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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