She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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