If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
third nipple confirmed
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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