Soap is not a condiment
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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