Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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