Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
time to smoke my breakfast
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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