I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer