Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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