Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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