I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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