I look better un-naked...
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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