I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
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I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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