I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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