she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
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It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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