I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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