so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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