ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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