The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
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