before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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