Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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