i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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