You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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