bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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