She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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