Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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