Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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