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Whats the glycemic index on semen?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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