If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
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I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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