like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
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I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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