I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Randomize
