We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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