but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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