I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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