See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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