she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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