I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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