Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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