...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
