everyone is single if you try hard enough
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Randomize