I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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