Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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