She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
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Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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