hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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