We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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