I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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