I can tuck mytits in my pants
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
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This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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