I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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