I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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