How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
