just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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