I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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