apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
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