Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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