Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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