Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
you would pick up someone in the library
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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