he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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