Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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