He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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