Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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